mamalovebone:

youw-anchor:

phototaxis:

"Tell me all the bad words you know. Go."

YES

ME

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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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ps4official:

hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis

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drunktrophywife:

braig:

cyberpagan:

why do people think louis from 1d is ugly 

which one is louis

The ugly one

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crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

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cheetahpeople:

when someone compliments you

image

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